* Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. * The Dude: And what's that? * The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words? * The Dude: What the fuck you talking about? * The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch! The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Brandt: We've had some terrible news. The Dude. * Brandt: Ah haha. * Nihilist: She has lingonberry pancakes. The Dude: Oh, yeah! The Stranger: I know that you will. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. So that's what you call me. This is bowling. With a record. Let's take that hill! Quotes. The Dude: Rug pee-ers did not do this. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Ultimate L. Yes, Mr. Lebowski". * The Dude: Oh! * Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. There are rules. slacker Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for a rug ruined by debt collectors, enlisting his bowling buddies for help while trying to find the millionaire's missing wife. The Dude: Well, I dig your style too, man. Everyday use: When people ignore the rules. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Mr. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Stranger: How have things been going? * The Dude: Well, you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs. * The Dude: You want me to blow on your toes? * Bunny Lebowski: I can't blow that far. [ the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched ] The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Maude Lebowski: Uli Kunkol? Her co-star in the beaver picture? * The Dude: Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy? The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. * Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. Do you hear me, Lebowski? * [the Dude walks out and shuts the door] * The Big Lebowski: The bums will always lose! * Brandt: How was your meeting, Mr. The bums lost. The Stranger: Thankee. * Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. * Younger Cop: Well. * The Dude: Ah, that must be exhausting. * Nihilist #3: Aufwachen, Arschloch! * Nihilist #2: Lingonberry pancake. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Look, nothing is fucked, here, man. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: I mean we totally fucked it up man, we fucked up this payoff, we got the kidnappers all mad at us, and Lebowski, ya know, he yelled at me a lot but he didn't do anything, huh? * Walter Sobchak: Well, sometimes, it's a cathartic * The Dude: No, I'm saying, if he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he The Big Lebowski: Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. * The Dude: Yeah, but Walter * Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish. * The Dude: Yeah. Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude. The bums will always lose. Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Rug pee-ers did not do this. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Big Lebowski: I just want to understand this, sir. Lebowski is in seclusion in the West Wing. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana that creep can roll, man. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers? The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Bunny Lebowski: Blow on them. * Younger Cop: [eager] Oh, separate incidents. I'm the Dude. The Dude: You know, you'll uh, uh - well, you know what I'm trying' to say Donny: I am the walrus. I'm the one who took your rug. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Big Lebowski: They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands! * Brandt: This is our concern, Dude. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Just take it easy man. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. [ Exits with beers in hand] The Stranger: [ to the camera] The Dude abides. The Dude: Yeah, well - the Dude abides. * The Dude: [shouting] Yeah, waving the fucking gun around? * Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are. The Stranger: I like your style, Dude. Some chinaman took them from me in Korea. He's a Nihilist. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. Um, I am not "Mr. The wave of the future, Dude. * Younger Cop: The rug was in the car? * The Dude: No. You were over the line, that's a foul. Very free-spirited. The Stranger: Take it easy, Dude. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. There are ways, Dude. It's good knowin' he's out there. Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. * The Dude: On you maybe. A. The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. Condolences. Have it your way. I guess we can close the file on that one. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE! * Smokey: Huh? * Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. The Big Lebowski: Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. The Big Lebowski. The Big Lebowski: I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Lebowski? * The Dude: Okay. * Maude Lebowski: [on answering machine] Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Nihilist: [Ordering at Stacks: House of Pancakes] Ze lingonberry pancake. * The Dude: [looks at man lazing in the pool] Are you sure he won't mind? * Bunny Lebowski: Uli doesn't care about anything. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. “What’s a pederast, Walter?” — Donny. * Nihilist Woman, Franz's Girlfriend: Für mich auch Hellbierpfannkuchen - Hellbierpfannkuchen. * [giggles] The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: [author Arthur Sellars is lying quietly in his iron lung] And a good day to you, sir! The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. * Nihilist #3: Ze Pigs in Blanket. The old man told me The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: [shouted repeatedly while smashing a car with a crow bar] * Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! * Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps! * [censored version] The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. * The Dude: Will you just take it easy? * Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. The Dude: [ repeated line by The Dude and others] That rug really tied the room together. . The Big Lebowski (1998) - * [while dunking the Dude's head in the toilet] * Blond Treehorn Thug: Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the fucking money, shithead? The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Also, my rug was stolen. The Dude : On you maybe. The Dude: Let me explain something to you. “This is not ‘Nam. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: Fifteen, Dude. The Dude: It's all a god damn fake, man. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Big Lebowski: Your revolution is over, Mr. * Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. That's marvelous. These fucking amateurs The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Walter Sobchak: You have got to buck up, man. Mr. Jackie Treehorn : People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. This is it. Look at it: a young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money, she figures he hasn't given her enough, you know, she owes money all over town. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person? Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: I dropped off the money exactly as per look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament! * The Dude: Fuck the tournament Fuck YOU, Walter! * [pause] * Walter Sobchak: Fuck the tournament? All right, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here, Dude. * Bunny Lebowski: You're not blowing The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about? * Walter Sobchak: Huh? The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. It was here. Dec 4, 2014 ยท Everyday use: When you give zero f*cks. * The Big Lebowski: Nothing is fucked? * [shouting] * The Big Lebowski: The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain! The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: What do you do? * Knox Harrington: Oh, nothin' much. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Maude Lebowski: It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. One hundred percent electronic! The Dude : Yeah well, I still jerk off manually. * The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski: Careful, man, there's a beverage here! The Big Lebowski (1998) - * Jackie Treehorn: People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. ” — Walter Sobchak. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. You're Mr. It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know Donny: I am the walrus. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. The Big Lebowski (1998) - * The Dude: Where's the fucking money Lebowski? The Big Lebowski: Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen. * Walter Sobchak: I'm perfectly calm Dude. I need to see you. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. * Smokey: Bullshit. With Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Steve Buscemi. Lebowski. Got the whole cowboy thing goin'. Shared with you. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber. xa fv le hr ls mr fz yv wa pm